Big Bill and Virginia

Words and music by Noel Miller

Noel Miller ©2008

Verse

She had a double-shot of whisky and a twinkle in her eye

A push up bra that would make you cry, her name up in the lights in the sky

A long red dress on the fourth of July

Joe Romo said he needed some of that, picked up his wallet, put on his hat

Tried to pick up Virginia on the dance floor, not a sole in sight made that mistake before

Chorus

Because big bill is very protective, big bill’s got tree trunks for arms

Big bill ain’t introspective, spent his whole life carrying cows, on the farm

Verse

Joe ran away and all was well, Virginia had the room under her spell

When the front row started raisin’ hell it was no wonder where big bill’s bat fell

Like a rat needs a cheese, like a boat needs the seas, Bill’s wild strek, fed his disease

And the odd part about it was Virginia never really cared for Bill no

Chorus

Because big bill is very protective, big bill’s got tree trunks for arms

Big bill ain’t introspective, spent his whole life carrying cows, on the farm

Solo break

Chorus

Because big bill is very protective, big bill’s got tree trunks for arms

Big bill ain’t introspective, spent his whole life carrying cows, on the farm

Repeat chorus